Famous Quotes about Beer

Ambrose Bierce
  • Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

Benjamin Franklin
  • Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
  • People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of it they just like
    to pee a lot.

Catherine Zandonella
  • Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

Dave Barry
  • Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
    beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
    wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
  • Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and
    oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital
    ingredient in beer.

David Daye
  • If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.

David Moulton
  • Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

Deep Thought, Jack Hand
  • If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it
    makes beer shoot out your nose.

Ernest Hemmingway
  • An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with
    his fools - For Whom the Bell Tolls

Frank Zappa
  • You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it
    helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons,
    but at the very least you need a beer.

George Jean Nathan
  • I drink to make other people interesting.

Henny Youngman
  • When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Homer Simpson
  • I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

Kaiser Wilhelm
  • Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

Oscar Wilde
  • Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

  • He was a wise man who invented beer.

Tom Waits
  • I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

  • Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of beer.
  • Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder
  • Q. What Do Men And Beer Bottles Have In Common?

    A. Both Are Empty From The Neck Up.
  • Age and glasses of beer should never be counted
  • Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
    A: Four guys drinking beer and watching a football game!

W.C. Fields
  • A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

Washington Irving
  • They who drink beer will think beer.

Winston Churchill
  • -Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. - Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    -Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. -His reply

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